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Monday 28 August 2017

Never again!



oh well better late than never as the saying goes.


and here's why.

1. Drove home from Headingley yesterday  morning, all good no real hold ups at Scotch Corner

2. sorted out the paint, did a bit of painting, made a late lunch settled down  to watch the cricket.

3. Spoke to my friends in Pinner as they prepare to move to France on Wednesday

4. Mr Funky the chauffeur popped in with huge bag of crab apples picked on golf course.

5. he dropped me at the shops to buy wine

6. Besty friend Chris called me and said 'come round'

7 walked round to her house, drank wine then brandy, couldn't walk home so managed to get upstairs   to her spare room.

8. Woke up this morning with a 9 stone doberman on me and a 3 legged lurcher  next to me.

9. walked home feeling awful.

10. made some breakfast and pickled the crab apples.

11. Put on cricket  and slobbed out on the sofa.

12. Continually muttering the immortal words 'never again'

13 Will now return to the cricket and no doubt fall asleep.

14. Am going to do a 'Sophie' and go dry for the foreseeable  future

15 Should know better and never learn!


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