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Tuesday 18 February 2014

Another day another penny in the France fund



Oh yes another day at super swanky Lady Lainey office means one day nearer to La Belle France for good. Sadly at the moment  the plans for Dame Didi and I  to live next door to each other is back on hold until another couple of houses comes up for sale, however in some ways that is good for the local area. Can they cope with the sisters in their village!

Super swanky Lady Lainey office was back to normal yesterday and to be honest I am not sure where the working hours went. New jobs coming in and I Lady Lainey having to multi task, shout at boys, drink copious amounts of coffee, look pretty AND do some work!! flipping heck, I have so many hidden talents! ( and flipping modest too,'Job the Jolly').

So over in Wellington the New Zealand team took the field with renewed vigour. Brendon McCullum took to the field and in a brilliant show of cricket, and  hit 302, to become the first New Zealander to make a triple ton in a test. This  surpassed Martin Crowes 299 runs which has stood since 1991.The New Zealanders were looking at defeat before this amazing show of cricket skill from the Captain.

The match was drawn.

Well, well ,well, Graeme Swann has joined the Test Match Special team for England's one day tour of the West Indies. Swann who retired in December in a blaze of controversy due to remarks made on social media and then walking away from an already wounded team mid tour, has landed himself his first job. I wonder what the first question is that they ask him at lunch break???????

Paul Collingwood has revealed that this main job in his seven week  coaching stint with England is to encourage the post KP generation to release their inner KP!!!. Well Dernbach already has the tattoos, so we need to marry Joe Root off to a singer from a manufactured band, let Tim Bresnan 'misbehave' in the garden of 10 Downing street and let Michael Carberry text team tactics to the West Indians.

Job done and I didn't even get paid for it!!!!!


The boys from Besty home county in the world, Yorkshire are in serious training now for the season I hear................. lots of sessions in the steam room and massages??????? I am definitely in the wrong profession!!!

and talking about that, I had better get a wriggle on, although as it is half term the roads are practically empty although lunchtime in town is horrific!

If you were in 'double trouble' yesterday, I hope that you get a lie in today! or at least get to 'saddle up'! ( that sounds much ruder than it is!)







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