Lady Lainey's whips Mr Funky into shape



Haha in your dreams!!!!

So Mr Funky the chauffeur is carrying  condition, ( horse racing term, and he sure ain't no race horse!! ) and I decided that he should partake in some super exercise devised by I Lady Lainey (and you can all take your minds out of the gutter! He is the chauffeur!). So last night after doing the million and one other things that I Lady Lainey have to do in my life, I went round to call for him and then you may well have seen Mr Funky and I running along the A167.
Flipping heck it is really hard to run and keep your tiara in place and also control your orange afro as well as trying to shout out encouraging words. So to the sounds of ' Come on Lard A**e get a wriggle on'  & 'Faster fatty that pace is not going to burn the calories' I egged Mr Funky into doing a circuit of the town
 ( old town that is,not the over sized and inflated ego end of town). When I got home I collapsed into bed, but no need  for the Funkster to know that!
The idea is that we do this a couple of times a week and hopefully that combined with Lady Lainey's diet lunches and teas for cricket will see Mr Funky  become a lean mean chauffeuring machine again in no time.
 ( and also a miserable chuffing sod as he can't have cake).

That aside I can tell you that I thought MY legs were going to fall off this morning, not sure how he feels!.

So what else has been going on in the world.

Well sadly the inquest into Tom Maynards death have brought up the fact that he was 4x over the drink driving level and had cocaine and ecstasy in his system.A true shame for a young man with talent. this has moved the cricket authorities to demand more drug testing on players. A verdict of accidental death was recorded on Tom.
Sadly the inquest also brought up the fact that Tom had been a regular drug user.

Paul Colleywobble  Collingwood has undergone surgery on his thumb but should be match fit for the start of the season #stopsuckingitthen  #stopspittingyourdummyout!


Footy news, The Blades took on Leyton Orient at Bramall Lane last night 0-0.Ryan Flynn had the best chance for Sheffield but it never happened ( obviously as you read the score above!).George Long the Blades goalie did a fine job, and they took away a point to continue their title chase. Saturday sees them at Oldham #COYB

On this day 27th February Pony Paul was born, he said 32 years ago but Job the Jolly reckons it is more like 40!. He is not at work today as he is wasting a holiday so that he can lounge around in bed all day. Whatever he does we all wish his 'Many Happy Returns' and hope that he gets everything that he wants.
( Doubt that)

NORTH EAST WEATHER WATCH

Sun is coming up, but that in no way infers that there will be heat, The temperature is 0! However we may make the heady highs of 3c today. I may even omit my scarf in celebration. OK maybe not.

And so with that I am off to a (quiet) super swanky Lady Lainey office, with just Jobbers and I  ( well Dan Dan cowboy draughtsman is in, but we won't see him as he will have a doctors appointment and then the optician and probably have to take his wife to the vets or wherever he takes her..........................the list grows daily, but at least he only has 4 months until he retires!)